Tampax Introduces New Line Of Asian Fusion Inspired Tampons

In a new effort to spice up the tampon market, Tampax introduced a new line of Asian Fusion inspired tampons. “Using a plain tampon with a traditional plastic applicator gets boring after a while” said Tampax spokesperson Sharon Spokes in a virtual press event. “This new line of tampons offers women the variety they are looking for with the quality they expect from Tampax”. The new varieties at launch include “Shanghai Sunset”, “Beijing Breeze”, and “Seoul Surprise”. They promise to have elements of each of the locales they represent including sights, sounds, and taste. For instance, “Beijing Breeze” is just a used napkin from a Jiān bǐng street vendor. Miss Spokes also suggested that other locales might be introduced in the future. “As we gauge consumer interest in market we will look to bring in other international varieties like ‘Kraków Kiss’ or ‘Lisbon Lush’”.

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