Apple Releases New Devices For Reading Terrible Current Events On

Brooklyn, NY: Today Apple released several new devices geared toward reading terrible news on the internet. “These are the best devices we have ever made” announced Tim Cook on stage after 40 minutes of bragging about how well the company is doing. These devices are thinner, lighter, and load all the terrible current events of the day 50% faster than last years models.

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