Authorities today revealed that they are still looking for who the fuck asked you. “We just don’t know who we are looking for”, said lead investigator Isnonya Bisness. It is a case that is baffling investigators everywhere. It all started with a comment that provoked a response from a 3rd party as if they were asked even though they were not. The victims of this crime just don’t know who asked you and are pressing investigators to find out. Detective Bisness responded with some optimism to calm the nerves of victims “We are still actively look, but rest assured no one cares who they are”. Citizens are concerned that this can happen again and authorities are cautioning people at risk to prepare for an attack by not giving a fuck.

If you have any tips on who the fuck asked you, please contact your local police department.