Pizza Rat Announces 2020 Presidential Run

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Travelocity Gnome Announces 2020 Presidential Run

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Chair From ‘The Voice’ Announces 2020 Presidential Run

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Subway Automated Announcement Announcer Announces 2020 Presidential Run

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Santa’s Workshop Announces 14,000 Elf Layoffs As Part Of Massive Restructuring Effort

North Pole – Santa’s Workshop announced today that it will be laying off 14,000 Elves as part of a massive restructuring effort. The Elves affected account for almost a quarter

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Apple Releases New Devices For Reading Terrible Current Events On

Brooklyn, NY: Today Apple released several new devices geared toward reading terrible news on the internet. “These are the best devices we have ever made” announced Tim Cook on stage

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Wheelchairs You Can Buy After He Fucks You So Good You Can’t Walk

Some say its a legend, but now its happened to you. You met Mr. Right and he’s fucked you so good you can longer walk. Though the effects might be

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The Hottest Looks From The Shark Week Red Carpet

You have waited all year for this and tonights the night! Shark Week is back on Discovery channel with an exciting ocean predator lineup. We went to the premiere at

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Keto Cakes That Are As Depressing As Turning 30

You’ve hit the big 3-0 and it’s time to celebrate! As incredible as this is, you’re probably sad that you’re done with your twenties and are creeping ever closer to

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Kim Jong Un Unsure How To Clean Spray Tan Residue Off Hand

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