In a new effort to spice up the tampon market, Tampax introduced a new line of Asian Fusion inspired tampons. “Using a plain tampon with a traditional plastic applicator gets boring after a while” said Tampax spokesperson Sharon Spokes in a virtual press event. “This new line of tampons offers women the variety they are looking for with the quality

North Pole – Santa’s Workshop announced today that it will be laying off 14,000 Elves as part of a massive restructuring effort. The Elves affected account for almost a quarter of Santa’s workforce. The layoffs come as Santa plans to close several workshops that have been labeled as “outdated”. “Kids aren’t as excited about dolls and wooden trains anymore. It’s